Sunday, January 9, 2011

Post Christmas Lazing Around aka Being Fat


We spent Christmas up at my mom's in Michigan with my sister and her beloved, my oldest and his beloved, and my mom and my dad.  Instead of presents we came together as a family and spent time together doing nothing particularly special, but having the best Christmas any of us have had in years.  There was a LOT of good food, seriously intense games of Scrabble, cribbage and Rummikub, several viewings of How to Train Your Dragon, The A-Team and Avatar, one fabulously hilarious Night of the Laptops, and many cookies and goodies made by myself, my sister and my mother.

From my end of the baking came the following:
Swedish Ginger Cookies
Cinnamon Giraffes
Aniseed Cookies
Chocolate Almond Macaroons
Coconut Macaroons
Mexican Hot Chocolate Balls
Amaretti
Mint Chocolate Elephants
Espresso Biscuits
Drommar
Buttery Pistachio Cookies
Meringues
Banana Whoopie Pies
Schiklosch


And because I had the time, I made a bunch of candy type things as well.


Rum Balls
Chocolate Dipped Fruits
Chocolate Dipped Marshmallows
Hazelnut Butter Balls
Eggnog Balls
Two-Tone Fudge
Raffaello
Peanut Brittle

All in all, better than any present that could come from under a tree.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Osiris


About 10 years ago, on one of the days my best friend and her kids came over for dinner, her and I were chattering away, laughing and drinking good wine while I cooked.  Just as we had started on the second bottle April said, "Shhhh, I hear a cat."  So I listened intently with her for a few minutes and heard nothing.  Looking at her with skeptical eyebrows, I pronounced that she was cut off from the vino and promptly took away her glass.

We went on with the talking and laughing, and then got around to the eating.  When dinner was finishing up and we were all sitting around the table being fat, I heard her phantom cat outside the window by the kitchen table.  After a few seconds of her saying, "I told you so!" (and yes she really said that, quite loudly and with great emphasis) I opened the front door and there sat this beautiful charcoal grey and white cat with luminous yellow-green eyes.  He was malnourished to the point of starvation and while giving him water and some tuna, I noticed that he had been fixed.  Then I noticed that he'd also been front declawed (which I just don't understand), and that could only mean one thing: he had either been someone's pet and gotten lost, or he had been someone's pet and been abandoned.  And that is when my heart broke and I knew without a doubt that he was going to be moving in.


I named him Osiris, but after about a week I had begun calling him Beebee, a bastardized from of Baby.  And about a week after that it was the only name he would respond to.  I became his Human and he became my Cat. 

Over the past few months Beebee had doing poorly, with what ailment I do not know.  I did not have enough money outright to bring him to a vet for tests and I wasn't able to find a vet who would make payment arrangements.  This morning when I woke up and tended to him I saw that his health had deteriorated rapidly in the past 48 hours.  I made one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make.

At approximately 8pm this November 3rd, 2010, Beebee died.  Though I sit here and remember all of the joy and love that he brought to my life, and think of how happy and content he was, I cannot stop the pain in my chest...as though someone is squeezing my heart in a vice.   

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Oh Oui Maria Bagette Bon Soir, FRENCH TOAST!


Having breakfast for dinner is always looked upon with great favor in our house.  For the most part they are planned out, even if they are simple.  But every once in a while it's a matter of "this sounds good" and "that sounds good" and "hey what's in the fridge?".  Which is how my daughter and I came up with an amazing combination of really simple things.  These French toast rocked our damn socks off. Bren was adamant that I post this recipe, but I suspect for selfish reasons rather than a desire to let everyone share in it...he wants to make sure I don't forget what Karina and I did so we can make it again.

Blueberry Cheesecake French Toast
for the French toast:
4 eggs
1 cup French vanilla flavored coffee cream
1 tsp cinnamon
pinch of salt
bread of choice

for the blueberry sauce:
16 ounces frozen blueberries
1/3 cup sugar
1/3 cup water
2 tbs cornstarch, mixed with a little cold water


for the cheesecake sauce:
8 ounces cream cheese, at room temperature
1/2 cup powdered sugar
1/2 to 3/4 cup half and half



For the blueberry sauce, mix berries, sugar and water in a medium sauce pan over medium heat.  Cook until berries are heated through and some have popped open.  Bring to a slow boil and stir in cornstarch mixture.  Cook for about one minute, or until thickened.


For the cheesecake sauce, mix the softened cream cheese thoroughly with the powdered sugar.  Stir in half and half in small increments until thoroughly combined.  Amount will depend on how thick or thin you want to make it.


For the French toast, mix the cinnamon with a few drops of water to make a thin paste.  Beat eggs thoroughly in a medium bowl with a wide flat bottom.  Stir in cinnamon paste and salt until combined.  Add coffee cream to egg mixture, stirring constantly.  Heat a griddle over medium-high heat and brush with a little canola oil.  When the griddle is hot, remix the custard to re-disperse the cinnamon, dip a slice of bread in it on both sides, let the excess drip off and place the bread on the griddle.  Repeat with however many slices will fit on your griddle.  Watch carefully and flip when browned on one side.  Repeat with as much bread as the custard will allow.


Serve French toast with both sauces spooned over them. 

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

你瘋了嗎


Thanks Blizz, for making our toons do badass poses on the character list screen, but do you think you could fix the bug that makes it look like they're wearing their guild tabbard when no tabbard is equipped?  It's hard to give off that "I will kill you dead with my pointy axe!" vibe when your guild happens to think it's funny to have a pink tabbard with a bunny on it.  kthnx.

So my push for insanity is nearing a close, and I can tell you that it's none to soon.  I feel like a lifeless drone.  The only two reps I have to complete are for Ravenholdt and Darkmoon Faire.  

Ravenholdt:  Revered 13124/21000
Darkmoon Faire:  Honored 800/12000

I'll have Ravenholdt done by the end of this week.  My baby rogue can pick-pocket mobs in Tyr's Hand without being spotted (unless I'm a noob and right-click on the mob) so I didn't have to level her further in order for her to benefit my main.  That's not to say that she'll stay at 60, but for the time being I'm going to abuse her for her pick-pocketing abilities.

Darkmoon Faire and I should be ok....once I stop crying in the corner thinking about all the decks I'll need to make and turn in to finish rep with them.  Hey, I don't have a lot of gold so buying higher decks is out of the question and I don't plan on having a lot of gold in the near future so my only alternative is to make the cards and decks myself.  It's going to hurt.


*Thanks to Emily for the Chinese translation of "Are you crazy?"....and for the cocoa roasted almonds, omg, I drool

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Two For The Price Of One



I have 15 year old son...who is 6'2" tall and weighs in at 212 pounds, none of which is fat.  As such, when I cook I make enough to feed a small army and its host nation.  I still rarely have leftovers for more than two days.

Bren is currently in a phase where he doesn't particularly appreciate the incredible edible egg.  However, when I bust out the Quiche Lorraine, he starts salivating like one of Pavlov's dogs the second I start putting ingredients on the counter.  He doesn't stop until he's eaten half of one dish and is lying on the couch in a savory egg custard coma.  I threw in the cakes because I was feeling like a bit of kaffeezeit.

Quiche Lorraine (adapted from The Best of Baking by Annette Wolter and Christian Teubner)
For the Pastry:
1 1/3 cups flour
1 tsp salt
7 tbs butter, cold and cut into small cubes
3 to 5 tbs ice water

For the Filling:
1/2 - 1 lb of Black Forest ham, finely cubed
8 oz extra sharp Vermont white cheddar cheese, shredded or finely cubed
6 eggs
2 cups of heavy cream
salt
pepper
ground nutmeg


Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix flour and salt together in a medium bowl.  Cut in butter with a pastry blender or rub in with your fingers (I've never been able to get the two knives technique to work for me).  Mix in 3 tablespoons of ice water with a fork.  If dough does not start to pull together add another tablespoon of water.  Remove dough from bowl and knead as briefly as possible to bring dough together into a ball.  Pat into a disc, wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate for 30 minutes.  Remove pastry dough from the refrigerator, dust a clean counter with flour and roll pastry to fit a 10-inch pie plate. Wrap dough around rolling pin and gently pat into pie plate.  Place pastry in freezer.

Break the eggs into a 4 cup measuring cup and beat with a fork until whites and yolks are mixed. Add heavy cream to eggs and mix together until well combined. Season with salt and pepper to taste and stir to incorporate. Finely cube the ham and the cheese. Remove the pastry from the freezer and sprinkle the ham and cheese over it evenly. Pour the custard mixture over the ham and cheese. Sprinkle top lightly with nutmeg. Place in the middle of preheated oven and bake for 45 minutes or until center is barely set and top is browned. Let sit for 5-10 minutes before cutting.  The above recipe can be doubled (see picture).


Fruited Spice Cake (Recipe makes 2 cakes)
Dry Ingredients:
6 cups flour
1 3/4 cups granulated sugar
3/4 cup brown sugar
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp ground ginger
1/2 tsp ground nutmeg
1tsp salt

Wet Ingredients:
6 eggs
2 cups applesauce
1 1/4 cups mashed banana
2 - 15 ounce cans pear halves, finely diced
1 cup canola oil
1/3 cup molasses

Glaze:
3 cups powdered sugar
2 tbs melted butter
3 tbs strong coffee, preferably espresso
1/2 tsp rum extract

Preheat oven to 340 degrees.  Grease and flour two 10-cup bundt pans.  Mix together dry ingredients in a large bowl; set aside.  Mix wet ingredients thoroughly in a medium bowl.  Add wet ingredients to dry and stir together until moistened through.  Evenly pour batter into bundt pans and bake for approximately 1 hour and 20 minutes, or until a tooth pick comes out clean.  Cool in pans for 10 minutes then invert onto wire racks to cool completely.

Sift powdered sugar into a medium bowl.  Stir in melted butter, coffee and extract until glaze is smooth.  It should fall in a thick ribbon, if it is too thin add a bit more powdered sugar.  If it is too thick add a bit more coffee.  Drizzle over cooled cakes and let the glaze set for about an hour before serving.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Sind Sie Verrückt?


A request was made by RamenBoy for an update on the insane title, so here we are.  (Don't think this means I won't talk about food again see post below)

Rep Update:
Bloodsail Buccaneers: Honored
Darkmoon Faire: Friendly (3225/6000) (can't do anything about this until 10/3)
Ravenholdt: Revered (224/21000) (give me a break, my rogue is only lvl 56)
Shen'dralar: Exalted
Booty Bay: Exalted
Everlook: Exalted
Gadgetzan: Exalted
Ratchet: Exalted 



*btw, if you add another r to his name, he would be Bicycle, Grand Mater Rogue..hehehe

Study Break



When I'm bogged down with the books and I'm feeling kind of peckish, I like to grab something a little more substantial than a bag of Cheetohs.  Don't get me wrong, Cheetohs rock, it's just that if I have gotten to a stage of peckishness while doing homework or studying it usually means I've forgotten to eat dinner...and possibly lunch.  Most times this happens I go for a good hearty sandwich (turkey breast, havarti, giardiniera, and cream cheese on rye) with pickled beets and cucumbers on the side (my mother makes the best pickled beets ever *sniff* I could live on them I think).  Other times I get to have leftovers.  And sometimes those leftovers are better than they were the first night we had them for dinner.  

That was the case about a week and a half ago when I ate this delicious bowl of lentils and sausage.  They were divine.

Lentils and Sausage
To Start:
1 pound dry lentils (any color will do, mine were just ordinary greens)
2 smoked pork neck bones
2 bay leaves
2 tsp salt
water

To Add:
1 pound bacon
2 medium onions
2 tbs minced fresh garlic
1 1/2 cups chicken stock

To Embellish:
1/2 pound polish sausage
1/2 pound andouille

Rinse the lentils and put them in a 4 quart stock pot.  Add to the pot the neck bones, bay leaves and salt.  Pour water over the lentils to cover by about an inch.  Place stock pot over medium heat until boiling.  Reduce heat to medium low and cook, stirring occasionally, until the lentils are soft, but firm to the bite.  Add more water if necessary to keep lentils covered.

Dice the bacon finely and saute in a 10 inch skillet until barely crispy and fat is rendered.  Remove bacon pieces with a slotted spoon and set aside.  Chop the onions into about 1/4 inch pieces; add to skillet and saute until tender and translucent.  Add minced garlic and sweat for about 2 minutes.  Pour onions and garlic from the pan into the cooked lentils.  Add bacon and stock to lentils.  Cook until heated through.  Taste for salt and add if needed.

Brown both sausages in skillet used for bacon and onions.  Either add to the lentils or serve on the side...in case you have someone in your family who has developed an aversion to sausage.  Which will make you question whether this person is actually related to you and may necessitate a DNA test.



**It's been a while since I sent in a post for a blogging event, but as I was perusing the cooking interwebs I  found The Well-Seasoned Cook....and she's hosting My Legume Love Affair 27 which ends day after tomorrow...and I had made these wonderful lentils.  So here I go again.  Nevermind the photography, I still seem to lack the edge I had at my other food blog.  I'm working on it.